Ready, Aim, Write: Bolt Action Tactical Pen Doubles as Orc-Stabber

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Every self-respecting man needs a pen that doubles as a weapon. Or maybe they just need one that looks like it could double as one… If that’s you, then you’re in luck, because there’s a pen full of awesomeness waiting for you: the Bolt Action Tactical Pen.

Every self-respecting man needs a pen that doubles as a weapon. Or maybe they just need one that looks like it could double as one… If that’s you, then you’re in luck, because there’s a pen full of awesomeness waiting for you: the Bolt Action Tactical Pen.

For taking care of killing off characters in your novel, or taking on not-so-mythical creatures who invade your office, the Bolt Action Tactical Pen will serve you well. Made from anodized milled aluminum, measuring 5 inches long and weighing in at 1.2 oz, this pen can provide hours of fun just working the bolt action (while you daydream that you’re working the action on your sniper rifle), and an integrated pocket clip ensures you’re never without it.

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Pick up yours at ThinkGeek.