Moon Survives Unprovoked Attack!


Internet traffic on blogs, YouTube, and discussion boards

was nearly predicting the end of the world today.

It didn’t happen.

People warned that a missile launched by evil government

scientists was going to plow into the virgin Moon and explode. The effects on

Earth from disrupting the celestial harmony would be unpredictable but

devastating: tsunamis, meteorite showers, volcanoes – and even more global


What happened instead? Early morning news anchors were

speechless at the NASA live TV feed. That’s because absolutely nothing was seen

happening at the ground zero moment.

The LCROSS (Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite) two-ton

Centaur rocket booster disappeared into the perpetual shadow of Cabeus crater

without even a thud. (Just imagine Slim Pickins from the 1964 film “Dr.

Strangelove” riding it down and shouting “Ya-hooooo!”) Its shepherding probe,

serving as cameraman, fell silently out of the black lunar sky a few minutes

later and was swallowed by 4 billion year old regolith.

This much anticipated space drama went off for the public like

a lead balloon as observatory after observatory failed to seen any evidence of skyrocketing plumes of dust and ice crystals, so dramatically previsualized in

NASA animation made for TV. Even Hubble Space Telescope seemed to come up empty

handed as scientists poured over the data looking for signs of water vapor on

the moon – the purpose of the experiment.

Just minutes before its ultimate death, the shepherding

probe did send back an infrared view of a hot spot where the Centaur impacted.

The greatly enlarged image showed the crash site as one pixel wide. Imagine,

one pixel, not a ballooning nuclear mushroom cloud.

It would be an understatement to say that this was anticlimactic

to the Internet bubbleheads who whined and bitched in the buildup to the LCROSS

impact. The much anticipate collision sure wasn’t the exploding moon so

dramatically illustrated in the “Time Machine” remake in 2002, or the late

1970s sci-fi soap opera “Space 1999.” Reality sucks.

I have lamented in previous blogs about how science

illiterate and frivolous our culture has become. This was dramatically

demonstrated in some of the public reactions to the LCROSS.  It shocked and saddened me.

NASA, once the crowning jewel of American technological

prowess and scientific boldness, was lambasted in blog after blog as

extravagant, paramilitary, and arrogant. That’s because in our Bart Simpson

culture being stupid is cool and smart is, er, being “stupid.”

Pop culture portrays scientists as geeks to be distrusted. Some

people are so fearful of science they respond to it purely with doubt and

ridicule. That is, except when geeks can engineer IPods and IPhones — which

only work because some eggheads a century ago invented quantum physics.

Some of the most caustic comments I’ve seen:

What difference does the result make anyway? Does it have

the potential to stop global warming, or something?

NASA geeks think we should all pay for their cool

firecrackers in space.

It’s time to pull the plug on NASA; they can all go home and

play with their slide rules.

This is horrible and irresponsible and beyond dangerous. And

all for, what, WATER!

Add to this the ongoing ridicule from those journalism flunky bloggers who find NASA a high-visibility target to go after for relentless accusations of government secrecy, cover-up, and excesses. These pundits will now blame NASA for hyping public expectations prior to  the lackluster moon smashup. And, if the collision had been a phenomenal fireworks show, these same people would have accused NASA of failing to get the public engaged. 

Even worse is the mawkish environmentalism some chat board

discussions tried to graft onto space exploration. Many folks assumed NASA was

sending nukes to the moon in violation of the 1967 U.N. Outer Space Treaty, not to mention

the “natural laws” of the universe. So they got all huffy-puffy about our

“right” to “despoil” other worlds.

Guess what folks? Our universe is a violent and deadly place

to be feared. Worlds are destroyed every second — literally — by supernova

blasts, gamma-ray bursts, black holes, and cosmic collisions. There is nothing

our puny technology can do to upset the moon or other planets. (But if you

place 7 billion people on a single planet, that’s a different story!)

Some LCROSS critics took a giant leap back to the Middle

Ages by expressing a pre-Copernican view of the moon as mystic and romantic. They

even ignored Newton’s Laws of Gravity that make it crystal clear the LCROSS impact energy was Lilliputian for slamming into something the mass of the moon.

Face it, the moon is

simply a ball of rock with a cold heart of solid iron. It has survived bombardment for

4.4 billion years, and will far outlast our brief tenancy on planet Earth.

Though all of us who viewed the impact were disappointed that there

were no “instant results,” the mission was a good cold splash of reality for

the science-phobics. This event came off for what it simply was, an innocuous

experiment done out of pure curiosity.

Regardless of the science outcome, LCROSS embodies the

spirit of exploration and inquisitiveness. It demonstrated that science is a

careful step-by-step process to be respected for it perseverance.

Those who belittle such expressions of human curiosity are belittling all of us as an intelligent species.


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