Higgs Boson Jokes: DNews Nuggets

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Higgs Boson Jokes: In light of yesterday’s announcement in glorious comic sans font, of a newly discovered particle that fits the bill for a Higgs Boson, here’s a little boson humor:

They aren’t sure which Higgs they might have found, so they asked Peter Higgs which one was he.

A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest stops the particle and says, “We don’t allow your kind in here.” Undeterred the particle responds: “But without me, you can’t have mass.”

– On a similar note:

A Higgs Boson walks into a bar and asks everyone to take part in an act of penitence. “What are you doing?” asks the barman. “Giving mass.” — Martin Robbins (@mjrobbins) July 4, 2012

And tying in yesterday’s other news of the London bank Barclays’ chief executive Robert Diamond resigning over allegations of manipulating interest rates:

BREAKING: Scientists find the famed ‘Bob Particle’-phenomenon that makes money faster than speed of light — Rory Bremner (@rorybremner) July 4, 2012

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