Higgs Boson Jokes: In light of yesterday’s announcement in glorious comic sans font, of a newly discovered particle that fits the bill for a Higgs Boson, here’s a little boson humor:
They aren’t sure which Higgs they might have found, so they asked Peter Higgs which one was he.
A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest stops the particle and says, “We don’t allow your kind in here.” Undeterred the particle responds: “But without me, you can’t have mass.”
– On a similar note:
And tying in yesterday’s other news of the London bank Barclays’ chief executive Robert Diamond resigning over allegations of manipulating interest rates: