Wondering what to get that special someone this Valentine’s Day? Well, if your significant other is total meat eater, so carnivorous (or just humorous) enough to wear meat, look no further. The DIY site Instructables has a step-by-step guide on how to make an edible piece of underwear, that can be shaped, sized — and spiced — to his or her liking. And unlike some other pieces of “brief jerky” that are out there (yes, this isn’t the first time this has been done), this version is 100% edible — because the laces that hold it together are made from Slim Jims. Genius.

To make this meaty underwear, all you need is beef, spices and sauces, a rolling pin, parchment paper, a dehydrator, an X-acto knife, some Slim Jims — and some spare time on your hands. With a little effort, you’ll have a V Day beef jerky gift more unique than all the generic boxes of chocolate or bouquets of flowers out there. Try and beat that, Cupid.

You can follow all the steps at Instructables, by Carley Jacobson.