When your energy starts lagging, don’t just grab a standard energy bar from the shelves at the convenience store. Put a little fun into fueling your body with these ‘activity bars’ from The Unemployed Philosopher’s Guild.
How’s your will to power? A little weak? Pump it up with this bar, complete with Nietzsche puzzles, trivia, a cut-out Nietzsche moustache, and 12 steps to becoming an Ubermensch, all on the inside of the wrapper.
Need some serenity? How about a little help from Buddha?
Feeling a little nuts? The Freud Bar is chock full of them, and you can flaunt your cut-out Freudian cigar while you’re munching.
The next time you feel like you’re headed down the rabbit hole, break out an Eat Me bar for an Alice in Wonderland inspired treat.
If you’re looking for a miracle, then perhaps you need to take part in the Last Supper (bar), with its interactive package featuring a Jesus activity kit filled with games, quizzes, jokes, and trivia.
Pirates have all the fun. But you can experience a piece of it – if you’ve been pillaging all day and need a pick-me-up, the Arrr Barrr will serve you well.
Or if you’re too pressed for time to make it to the gay bar, you can eat one instead. The Gay Bar is there for you, just like a good friend.