Creating the World's Most Expensive Starbucks Drink

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Image: Logan Warren

When it came time for Logan Warren to cash in on his Starbucks birthday drink, he decided to be a little more creative than a mocha Frappucino.

Instead, he set out to create a custom beverage that is the most expensive Starbucks drink in the world. The total: $23.60 (but free after his Starbucks Reward coupon). He writes in his blog:

Armed with my Starbucks Rewards card, I decided to take the opportunity to find out just how much money I could pour into a Trenta—Starbucks’ whopping 31 ounce cup! After about a half-hour with a laughing barista, we created the most expensive drink possible: one Java Chip Frappuccino in a Trenta cup, 16 shots of espresso, a shot of soy milk, caramel flavoring, banana puree, strawberry puree, vanilla beans, Matcha powder, protein powder, and a drizzle of caramel and mocha.

There’s no official record for most expensive Starbucks drinks, but CNET notes Warren’s concoction beat the last claim to the title, a modified venti white chocolate mocha ordered in 2011, totaling $20.65.

How did it taste? “Tolerable, but not good,” Warren said. “Imagine a coffee-based health food smoothie that will put you in the hospital if you drink it all. That’s how it tastes…like Jillian Michaels with a touch of Chuck Norris.”

I wouldn’t expect 1400mg of caffeine to taste good. “If I drank this all at once, it would put me in the hospital. Two of these would kill me.”

We assume he didn’t celebrate his birthday in the emergency room.

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