Always dreamed of helping The Empire strike back at that pesky Rebel Alliance? All you need is $150 (or best offer), and you can be the pilot of your very own TIE Fighter.
Billed as “The Coolest Toy in the Neighborhood” on the Craigslist listing, this “approximately 1/3 scale” Star Wars Fighter is “well built” of 3/4 inch plywood with wings sheeted in cardboard—exactly what you’ll need to stand up to Rebel X-Wing starfighters.
And should those Rebels break through your defenses, this wooden Fighter comes complete with laser cannons that fire party poppers. The loud bang and confetti shower should teach them not to mess with The Empire.
From the listing:
Interested? The TIE Fighter is located in the Seattle area, but does break down into 5 pieces for easy transport in your Millennium Falcon or pick up truck.