'Weird' Genitalia of the Wild: It's all about surviving and procreating in the animal kingdom. "…and Mother Nature has gone out of her way to cleverly ensure the survival of her many, many denizens." according to the Week.
From the "massive, terrifying penis of sea turtles to the Argentine bluebird duck's long corkscrew," the Week rounds up the nine scariest penises in the wild.
The good-natured swimmers have retractable penises that are kind of like multi-tools. Not only does the male dolphin's penis swivel around, but it's often also used to feel out other objects, kind of like a human hand. This gives the dolphin a "ravenous sexual appetite," says Neatorama
, and could help explain why males are often seen trying to "hump inanimate objects" and "other animals like sea turtles."
via the Week