You just can’t trust sharks, man.
I’m not talking loan or card sharks. I’m referring to fins, sharp teeth and coy kleptomania. When an underwater videographer left his (surely pricey) camera rig unattended on the ocean floor, a tiger shark swam by, performing a case of the five-finger — I mean, many-teeth — discount. Then you see a diver attempting to chase after the shark.
Better a camera than a limb right? Let’s hope the equipment’s insurance policy includes a clause for shark theft.